Student auctions off virginity to pay for school

Student auctions off virginity for offers of more than $3.7 million!

This is the great United States of America, where kids who can't afford school have to become prostitutes to pay for it. We don't let the government pay because of the deficit! I guess the fiscal conservatives view this as better than running a deficit. Morally repulsive!!

Maybe those who want health care but can't afford should do the same. At least it would be a "free market" solution.

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