One Of The Oddest Things Heard All Year - Who's on Paradigm?

Commentary by Roger Erickson

This beats pie in the face ... by some clown who can't attract a suit.

S&P says 'retaliation' is behind US fraud suit

'Standard & Poor's said Tuesday that the U.S. government filed a $5 billion fraud lawsuit against it in “retaliation” for its 2011 decision to strip the country of its “AAA” credit rating.'

No one cared. It had no effect, and was the dumbest thing said since Who's on First ... so Uncle Sam was furious? And is retaliating?

Maybe it's just a fine for excessive crowing about ignorance? Eric Holder doesn't like competition. Neither did Timmy Geithner.

Is this what the in-house management meeting sounded like?

Who's on paradigm? 

Not these clowns, they don't rate.

But they're a rating agency. 

Not worth a pair of dimes.

  ?? So who's on paradigm? 

Not these clowns  ... 

Wait a minute! Is this retail? 

No, they're on hold. 

Who's on hold? 

The paradigm. 

Pfffffgbttth!!!  Let's start again.
No, let's not. Get a defense lawyer.

But they're in denial!
Look, can we get back on paradigm?

That's what I'm asking!!! Who's on paradigm.

Not these clowns ...