You want to know why?
Read this:
According to SourceWatch, Covington & Burling’s clients “routinely signed foreclosure related documents outside the presence of a notary public and without knowing whether the facts they contained were correct.” Each practice is illegal. No one connected with the crimes was ever arrested or put in jail as part of the scandal. Holder was Wall Street’s guardian angel.
Go try to do some of those things yourself or, better yet, commit wire and mail fraud, market manipulation, insider trading, tax evasion...actually, why not all of the above, and see where it gets YOU.