Sunday, May 20, 2012

Ode to Cameron


The G8 & even "Austrian" Euro MPs say "Europe Can Spend Its Way to Growth".

Yet UK's Cameron tells Greece: buy into austerity or get out of the eurozone.

Maybe Cameron got too cocky after the Chelsea win?

He could personally put a damper on bear/bull transitions worldwide.

Or maybe the G8 only agreed on austerity for piigs?

Either way, here's an ode to carve on a future statue of Cameron speaking to Greeks.

"Send us your serfs, your cheap laborers,
.. your huddled masses yearning for a job,
the wretched refuse of your teaming shore ...
.. we'll place them beside our own, indentured stock;
available for use by our 1%!"


***

Buffer stock of unemployed anyone?
 "Buffer stock.  Git yer Buffer Stock.  Half price, this week only.  Wages end soon!"
Need highly trained staff? No problem!
We have an entire graduating class permanently in debtors prison - available for any whim the 1% desire. In fact, we've engineered the consent of 99% of our "staff".

4 comments:

Jonf said...

Roger, you are getting too good at this snarky stuff. LOL

AndyCFC said...

Oi I take exception to this

"Maybe Cameron got too cocky after the Chelsea win?"
Since when did he care about football? its not soccer you lot ;)
and Osborne in the dignitaries box annoyed me as well, a tear in my eye as they walked up to collect big ears and who do i see grrr.

Didnt spoil my night too much it must be said though :)

AndyCFC said...

http://liberalconspiracy.org/2012/05/20/excited-cameron-gets-his-own-meme-lolcam/

Roger Erickson said...

@AndyCFC

That Cameron meme is pretty good.

Can you get him to do another meme, with Pete Peterson as the Deficit Pope?