Friday, June 14, 2019

So, Michael Hudson Calls It — Andrei Martyanov

Hudson, who, by my primitive criteria, is one of the best (true) economics and economic history brains of our time doesn't mince the words and calls it as he sees it (correctly): Trump’s Trade Threats Are Really Cold War 2.0. Hudson correctly identifies the issue….
Reminiscence of the Future
So, Michael Hudson Calls It.
Andrei Martyanov

Andrew Korybko — Russia Warned That America’s “Golden Age” Might Lead To “Energy Colonialism”

Igor Sechin, the CEO of Rosneft and one of the most powerful people in Russia, isn’t jumping on the Alt-Media bandwagon of speculating about America’s supposedly imminent demise but is instead warning that it might actually be about to enter a “golden age”, albeit one that could very easily lead to “energy colonialism” all across the world....
And this is what is now happening. Exhibit #1 is "freedom gas." More expensive, but, hey, "freedom" doesn't come without cost.

Philip Geraldi - Pence Goes to War: America Will Be Fighting Forever

According to the trails at Nuremburg, Mike Pence, Mike Pomoeo, and Lindsey Graham are all initiating in war crimes by urging wars when there is no threat to the U.S.

And these guys reckon they are Christians as well! With Christians like that, who needs the Devil!

This is From Mike Pence' speech, where the bit I have highlighted made me laugh. The U.S. thinks that when it runs its gunboats near China's waters, it is they who are being aggressive.

“It is a virtual certainty that you will fight on a battlefield for America at some point in your life. You will lead soldiers in combat. It will happen. Some of you will join the fight against radical Islamic terrorists in Afghanistan and Iraq. Some of you will join the fight on the Korean Peninsula and in the Indo-Pacific, where North Korea continues to threaten the peace, and an increasingly militarized China challenges our presence in the region. Some of you will join the fight in Europe, where an aggressive Russia seeks to redraw international boundaries by force. And some of you may even be called upon to serve in this hemisphere. And when that day comes, I know you will move to the sound of the guns and do your duty, and you will fight, and you will win. The American people expect nothing less. So, wherever you’re called, I urge you to take what you learned here and put it into practice. Put your armor on, so that when — not if — that day comes, you’ll be able to stand your ground.”

Philip Geraldi says -

If Mike Pence is seriously interested in looking around to see who has been most interested in starting new wars, he should look to gentlemen named Bush and Obama, not to mention his own colleagues John Bolton and Mike Pompeo. And then there are Washington’s feckless allies Israel and Saudi Arabia, who are keen to advance their own interests by means of piles of dead American soldiers.

Strategic Culture

Philip Geraldi - Pence Goes to War: America Will Be Fighting Forever


Whitney Webb - How NeoCon Billionaire Paul Singer Is Driving the Outsourcing of US Tech Jobs to Israel

Bring the jobs back home, said Trump.

Several U.S. tech giants including Google, Microsoft and Intel Corporation have filled top positions with former members of Israeli military intelligence and are heavily investing in their Israeli branches while laying off thousands of American employees, all while receiving millions of dollars in U.S. government subsidies funded by American taxpayers.

WASHINGTON — With nearly 6 million Americans unemployed and regular bouts of layoffs in the U.S. tech industry, major American tech companies like Google, Microsoft and Intel Corporation are nonetheless moving key operations, billions in investments, and thousands of jobs to Israel — a trend that has largely escaped media attention or concern from even “America first” politicians. The fact that this massive transfer of investment and jobs has been so overlooked is particularly striking given that it is largely the work of a single leading neoconservative Republican donor who has given millions of dollars to President Donald Trump.
To make matters worse, many of these top tech companies shifting investment and jobs to Israel at record rates continue to collect sizable U.S. government subsidies for their operations while they move critical aspects of their business abroad, continue to layoff thousands of American workers, and struggle to house their growing company branches in Israel. This is particularly troubling in light of the importance of the tech sector to the overall U.S. economy, as it accounts for 7.1 percent of total GDP and 11.6 percent of total private-sector payroll.
Furthermore, many of these companies are hiring members of controversial Israeli companies — known to have spied on Americans, American companies, and U.S. federal agencies — as well as numerous members of Israeli military intelligence as top managers and executives.
Mint Press

Behind the Syrian Network for Human Rights: How an opposition front group became Western media’s go-to monitor — Max Blumenthal

This is part one in an investigation into government-funded, opposition-linked NGOs that pose as impartial monitors and investigators of the Syrian conflict.
More on propaganda, disinformation, and the information wars as tools in hybrid warfare.

The Gray Zone
Behind the Syrian Network for Human Rights: How an opposition front group became Western media’s go-to monitor
Max Blumenthal

Sputnik — Huawei Trademarks Its Own Mobile OS Around World After US Ban


The cat's now out of the bag. Secret no longer.

Sputnik International
Huawei Trademarks Its Own Mobile OS Around World After US Ban

See also


Elijah J. Magnier — Iran’s Leader of the Revolution recommends four steps for confronting the US


Backgrounder.

Here is a bit of background for the backgrounder provided by Elijah J. Magnier. Iran's Leader of the Revolution is Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Hosseini Khamenei. Born in 1939, he was President of Iran from 1981until 1989, when succeeded Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ruhollah MÅ«savi Khomeini. 

In addition to being the supreme theocrat, the Grand Ayatollah is also a good strategist, with a comprehensive vision for Iran

Most Iranians are Shi'ite, a sect that comprises about 10% of the worldwide Islamic population. Iran is the center of Shi'a, with the Grand Ayatollah occupying a position that may be compared to the medieval Popes.

There has been tension between the majority Sunnis and the Shi'ites since the disagreements that arose among the Prophet's followers after his passing. This has been a running feud, comparable to the historical conflict between Catholics and Protestants in Western Christendom. 

 Islamic leaders in general, along with Christian leaders, are traditionalists and they have a much narrower view of liberalism than prevails socially and politically in the West, which they view as libertinism. They view the Western concept of freedom as license. This sets traditionalists, even liberal traditionalists, at odds with the prevailing Western liberalism driven by consumerism, with economic utility being interpreted as gratification.

Christendom, like Islam, is not only a religion of many sects and schools of thought, but also a cultural and institutional phenomenon that is social, political and economic. Without understand the historical dynamic, it is impossible to understand the historical dialectic. When Israel is added to the mix the situation becomes even more complicated, since Judaism, like Christendom and Islam, as not only a religion but also a cultural and institutional phenomenon. These world views are traditionalist and in opposition to much of Western liberalism, especially its contemporary form.

Thus, the attempt to impose "Western values" on traditional societies is viewed as not only contradictory in that it is illiberal, but also immoral. Unfortunately, modern ideological conflict is reminiscent of medieval religious wars.

HOME TRUTHS AND PRESS FREEDOM – WHAT THE CASES OF JULIAN ASSANGE AND IVAN GOLUNOV MEAN FOR THE AUSTRALIAN PRESS, AND VICE VERSA — John Helmer

For those [journalists] who want to keep their jobs, police raids and prosecutions are reminders when self-censorship isn’t enough to prevent their investigating abuses of the law, war crimes, fraud and corruption. The first home truth is that truth is loss-making for an enterprise; pauperizing for its reporter. The second home truth is that in wartime – that’s now – truth-telling may be a criminal offence which will get the reporter time in jail.
Dances with Bears
HOME TRUTHS AND PRESS FREEDOM – WHAT THE CASES OF JULIAN ASSANGE AND IVAN GOLUNOV MEAN FOR THE AUSTRALIAN PRESS, AND VICE VERSA
John Helmer

Craig Murray — The Gulf of Credibility


Another false flag? Maybe we are getting close to the boy that cried wolf.


Craig Murray, formerly British ambassador to Uzbekistan and Rector of the University of Dundee

See also

Fort Russ News
BREAKING: Pompeo’s FALSE FLAG REFUTED by Japanese Media Authority – Tanker hit by flying object, not mine – confirms onsite worker
Joaquin Flores

Also

Reuters
Germany: U.S video not enough to attribute blame over oil tanker attacks

See also

Caitlin Johnstone — Rogue Journalist
Seven Reasons To Be Highly Skeptical Of The Gulf Of Oman Incident
Caitlin Johnstone

See also

Sic Semper Tyrannis
The Tanker Attacks In the Gulf of Oman: Cui Bono?
Willy B.

Capitalism Versus Democracy — Robert Urie

It was always just a matter of time before the reemergence of establishment Democrats reminded people why they were booted from power in 2016. As ugly as Donald Trump is and as not constructive as his tenure in the White House has been, the Democratic establishment would rather lose with establishment candidates and retrograde policies than loosen its grip on its service to the oligarchs.
Phrased differently, if Democrats cared about ‘defeating Trump,’ they would offer programs that people want. But they are so firmly in the grip of corporate interests and the oligarchs that they won’t do so. The Republicans are just as beholden, but they offer fewer (manufactured) illusions. They represent the interests of capital. This transparency provides political clarity for those who oppose their policies....
Economic liberalism as capitalism is not compatible with political liberalism as democracy. Economic liberalism leads to plutonomy, a form of oligarchy, while democracy is the rule of the people, by the people and for the people. The economic interests of capital as the owners and the interests of workers are mutually exclusive.

This has precedent.
While confusion has been sown around the meaning of ‘corporatism’ that stood at the center of (Benito) Mussolini’s vision of the good life, a defining characteristic of both Italian and German fascism was capitalist-state alliances where state power was used for the benefit of select capitalists and select state actors. Labor unions were systematically disempowered, and the interests of powerful economic and state actors were put forward as those of the polity.
The difference between Mussolini (and Gentile)'s fascist "corporatism" and contemporary neoliberal capitalism is under Mussolini, corporations were in the aid of the state and aided by the state, whereas in neoliberal corporatism, corporations control the state and use the levels of the state to extend their reach and deepen it. In both, the military and intelligence services are instruments of state control with the state in service to corporations. This results in imperialism and colonialism internationally.

Both are state corporatism (fascism) and corporate statism (neoliberalism) are "unholy alliances" from the POV of political liberalism; for they lead to oligarchy and authoritarianism.

This is what one would expect when capital is viewed as the primary factor of production, to be prioritized over labor (people) and land (environment) because growth is the higher priority and growth depends on capital formation. This is justified by marginalism, that "shows" all receive their "just deserts" and "trickle down," the assumption that "a rising tide lifts all boats." Margaret Thatcher went so far as claiming that there is no alternative to progress (TINA).

Consortium News
Capitalism Versus Democracy
Robert Urie

Also interesting if you were around in the 60s or early 70s and were politically active or at least aware. Most where then because Vietnam.

Consortium News
How SDS Imploded: an Inside Account
Nick Licata

"Pump!"


Another 100B CNY of system reserve asset increase...





Pepe Escobar - Say hello to the Russia-China operating system

The US ban on Huawei is pushing it to develop alternative systems that may rival Google and Android

Huawei is developing its own operating system for its phones (and any other company's phones) and it can be adapted to the Russian - Finnish  operating  system, named Aurora. But what made this article interesting to me, was that Google was concerned that this new OS could be bullet proof and can't be hacked. 

So, the U.S. government is concerned about the Chinese government hacking Huawei phones, so Huawei make them hack proof, but some sections of the U.S. are not happy with that either. 

The HongMeng system may also harbor functions dedicated to security and protection of users’ data. That’s what’s scaring Google the most; Huawei developing a software impenetrable to hacking attempts. Google is actively lobbying the Trump administration to add another reprieve – or even abandon the Huawei ban altogether.
Asian Times

Thursday, June 13, 2019

Trump’s Trade Threats are really Cold War 2.0 Michael Hudson

At stake is whether China will agree to do what Russia did in the 1990s: put a Yeltsin-like puppet of neoliberal planners in place to shift control of its economy from its government to the U.S. financial sector and its planners. So the fight really is over what kind of planning China and the rest of the world should have: by governments to raise prosperity, or by the financial sector to extract revenue and impose austerity.
U.S. diplomacy aims to make other countries dependent on its agricultural exports, its oil (or oil in countries that U.S. majors and allies control), information and military technology. This trade dependency will enable U.S. strategists to impose sanctions that would deprive economies of basic food, energy, communications and replacement parts if they resist U.S. demands.
The objective is to gain financial control of global resources and make trade “partners” pay interest, licensing fees and high prices for products in which the United States enjoys monopoly pricing “rights” for intellectual property. A trade war thus aims to make other countries dependent on U.S.-controlled food, oil, banking and finance, or high-technology goods whose disruption will cause austerity and suffering until the trade “partner” surrenders....
A good diplomat does not make demands to which the only answer can be “No.” There is no way that China will dismantle its mixed economy and turn it over to U.S. and other global investors....
Cold War 2 or WWIII?

Michael Hudson — On Finance, Real Estate And The Powers Of Neoliberalism
Trump’s Trade Threats are really Cold War 2.0
Michael Hudson | President of The Institute for the Study of Long-Term Economic Trends (ISLET), a Wall Street Financial Analyst, Distinguished Research Professor of Economics at the University of Missouri, Kansas City, and Guest Professor at Peking University

TASS — Russia, China to develop military cooperation as strategic partners

Boom.

TASS
Russia, China to develop military cooperation as strategic partners

Report: Prepare for the Climatic Collapse of Civilization — Andrey Areshev

Two authoritative Australian experts, backed up by a retired admiral of the Royal Australian Navy, recently issued a dire report that warns of an impending collapse of civilization from human-caused climate change. The report, titled “Existential climate-related security risk:
A scenario approach,” is not the product of alarmists, but of two authors with expertise in their professional areas. Only one of the authors is an environmental expert. He is David Spratt, a Research Director at the Australian National Center for Climate Restoration in Melbourne. The other, Ian Dunlop. Is an unlikely harbinger of environmental doom.
Dunlop comes out of the executive ranks of the coal, oil, and gas industries – the usual opponents of climate science. Dunlop is a member of the Club of Rome and the former chairman of the Australian Coal Association, not places where one would normally discover climate change proponents....
Civilizational collapse? Hey, we are too busy with WWIII for that.

Strategic Culture Foundation
Report: Prepare for the Climatic Collapse of Civilization
Wayne Madsen

See also

Trump Thinks US Oil Is His Strength When It’s His Achilles’ Heel
Tom Luongo

Sputnik — Trump Says He's Considering Sanctions Against Nord Stream 2


Losing Germany?

When will it take for the Europeans figure out that the US is using Russia as a ploy to maintain Europe's occupied status since WWII?
The US president said the United States was "protecting" Germany from becoming over-reliant on Russia by opposing the project.
Selling "protection" like  the Mafia?

Sputnik International
Trump Says He's Considering Sanctions Against Nord Stream 2

Sputnik — China’s Ambassador Warns UK of Threat to Trade, Investment Ties Over Attempts to Block Huawei


"You are either with us or against us," works in more ways than one. the UK is discovering. "Want access to the Chinese market much?"

International relations isn't beanbag.

Sputnik International
China’s Ambassador Warns UK of Threat to Trade, Investment Ties Over Attempts to Block Huawei

RT — Russia bringing back the gold standard may kill US dollar & solve main problem of cryptocurrencies

The headline is a bit sensational (clickbait) but the head of the Central Bank of Russia is positive about considering it, although she doesn't see it as the priority.
The Central Bank of Russia (CBR) is studying a proposal to create a gold-backed cryptocurrency, which could be used for cross-border settlements with other countries.

The bold proposal was made by Russia’s State Duma member Vladimir Gutenev. He has suggested initiating discussion to set up national cryptocurrency, denominated in gold.
Commenting on Gutenev’s proposal, the head of CBR Elvira Nabiullina said: “As for mutual settlements, we will consider, of course, a proposal on a cryptocurrency that is tied to gold. But, in my opinion, it is more important to develop settlements in national currencies.”
RT
Russia bringing back the gold standard may kill US dollar & solve main problem of cryptocurrencies

Atheists & Agnostics Also Frequently Believe in the Supernatural, a New Study Shows — Josh Jones


Being an atheist or agnostic doesn't necessarily imply that one is a naturalist.

Open Culture
Atheists & Agnostics Also Frequently Believe in the Supernatural, a New Study Shows
Josh Jones

Is Trump Capable of Launching an All-Out Cyberwar? — Jean Perier


Backgrounder on cyberwarfare, a step up from economic warfare and internal subversion in the arsenal of hybrid warfare.

In this endeavor, the US has merged the State Department, the Pentagon, the intel services, and the private technological companies, along with allies, chiefly "five eyes" – the UK, Canada, Australia and NZ together with the US as leader.

The basic idea is to avoid kinetic warfare insofar as possible owing to the high likelihood that kinetic warfare will quickly go nuclear, bring the Great Game to a final end in nuclear winter. The added feature is that hybrid warfare is much less costly economically and also less politically volatile.

For those that have not yet noticed, WWIII is already on.

NEO
Is Trump Capable of Launching an All-Out Cyberwar?
Jean Perier

American Gov’t, NGOs Fuel and Fund Hong Kong Anti-Extradition Protests — Alexander Rubenstein


Understanding the Hong Kong kerfuffle.

Trying to split Hong Kong away from China?

Mint Press News
American Gov’t, NGOs Fuel and Fund Hong Kong Anti-Extradition Protests
Alexander Rubenstein

See also

Oriental Review
Hong Kong’s Caught In A Color Revolution Crisis
Andrew Korybko

China Seeks Indian and Russian Backing for ‘New’ Trading System — Lee Jeong-ho

China hopes to win Indian and Russian support in establishing a “new type” of “rules-based” and “multilateral” trade initiative.

Multiple Indian media reports suggest the country’s recently re-elected Prime Minister Narendra Modi will join forces with Chinese President Xi Jinping and Russian leader Vladimir Putin on the sidelines of the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation (SCO) summit in Kyrgyzstan this week to express their concerns about US President Donald Trump’s protectionist approach....
Checkpoint Asia
China Seeks Indian and Russian Backing for ‘New’ Trading System
Lee Jeong-ho, South China Morning Post

See also at Checkpoint Asia

1854-1949 US Navy Patroled China’s Yangtze River as Enforcers for US Corporations (VIDEO)
Carlton Meyer

Huawei’s US Suppliers Want out of the Ban


Myth Watch


Picked up two more mythology employment incidents here yesterday:

Here from the Carillo article down-thread:

The Dangerous Myth of 'Taxpayer Money' 
For over 40 years, Republicans have controlled the conventional wisdom around budgets, successfully using the “taxpayer money” myth...

Here from Brian R's article down-thread:

...essentially the same thing as Quantitative Easing (QE), which has had no measurable effect on any macro variables in places like Japan. (There is certainly a feverish mythology about QE in some corners of the markets,...

This method of the employment of more of the figurative continues apace to continuing no real effect...



Pump Watch


More "pumping!" at the PBoC; last "pump!" was June 6th.


The People's Bank of China (PBOC), China's central bank, on Thursday pumped 100 billion yuan (about 14.51 billion US dollars) into the financial system through open market operations. 
To maintain stable liquidity in the middle of the year, the central bank conducted the operations with 28-day reverse repos at an interest rate of 2.85 per cent. 
Net liquidity injection was 90 billion yuan on Thursday, as previous reverse repos worth 10 billion yuan matured, reports Xinhua.





Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Propaganda Is The Root Of All Our Problems — Caitlin Johnstone


Bingo!

By "propaganda" Caitlin Johnstone means "narrative control."

Maintaining narrative control was relatively easy prior to the Internet and social media. Now, the process has turned to access and exclusion as the means of censorship through control of the media and social media in particular. Access and exclusion have always been a reality in the case of print media. Now this is being extended to digital platforms.

Caitlin Johnstone — Rogue Journalist
Propaganda Is The Root Of All Our Problems
Caitlin Johnstone

The Dangerous Myth of 'Taxpayer Money' — Raúl Carrillo & Jesse Myerson


“There is no such thing as public money, only taxpayer money.” — Margaret Thatcher, 1983
Not only is the “taxpayer money” frame damaging, it doesn’t reflect how public spending actually works.…
Margaret Thatcher’s mantra was backwards: There is no such thing as “taxpayer money,” only public money....
Splinter
The Dangerous Myth of 'Taxpayer Money'
Raúl Carrillo & Jesse Myerson

Why it’s important to pay attention to distributional consequences of economic policies — Somin Park

In the decades following the 1980s, free market policies dominated policy agendas across the world. The gains from growth, however, were not broadly shared within countries, as evidenced by the high levels of economic inequality in the United States and most other advanced economies. In a recent paper, a group of economists at the International Monetary Fund argue for a rethinking of the rules—actual or perceived—that guide economic policies, so that the distributional consequences are considered and addressed by policymakers.
In their paper, IMF economists Jonathan D. Ostry, Prakash Loungani, and Davide Furceri argue there are four primary reasons why it is critical to pay greater attention to how economic gains are shared up and down the income ladder. First, their research shows that economic inequality leads to lower and less durable growth. Even when growth is the primary goal, attention to inequality is necessary. Second, they find that economic inequality may lead to social tension and ultimately political backlash against free market policies, including globalization. Third, redistributive policies to curb excessive inequality tend to support, not slow, economic growth. And fourth, many aspects of economic inequality are the result of policy choices made by governments, meaning policymakers should factor in the distributional consequences when designing and evaluating policies.

A disproportionate focus on growth over distribution was solidified among economists during the 1980s with the consensus view that the benefits of growth would trickle down the income ladder. Governments and institutions such as the IMF dismissed questions of distribution as secondary to growth, based on their confidence in markets to reward everyone fairly and their belief that redistributive policies hurt growth.

Ostry, Loungani, and Furceri question this conventional wisdom by showing that high inequality is bad not only for social reasons but also for growth....
Based on their findings about fiscal consolidation and capital account liberalization, the authors ask “why support them if there are scarce efficiency benefits for them but palpable equity costs?” The answer is important because fiscal consolidation and capital account liberalization are two policies that have historically been at the center of the IMF’s economic reform agenda. This paper is one illustration of a shift in policy priorities at the IMF, where leaders increasingly recognize that liberalization and tight fiscal policy are not always suited for sustainable economic growth....
A cardinal rule in conventional economics is to consider only production and consumption and to ignore distribution on the assumption that the "market forces" as "the magic of the market" lead to Pareto optimal distribution (through "trickle down").  That's magical thinking. Turns out to be "black magic," too.

WCEG — The Equitablog
Why it’s important to pay attention to distributional consequences of economic policies
Somin Park | Research Assistant to the Executive Director

Lars P. Syll — Wren-Lewis vs MMT

Simon Wren-Lewis is obviously upset because some MMTers have called his economic policy proposals (providing the theoretical foundation for Labour’s Fiscal Credibility Rule) “neoliberal”. Neoliberal or not, what he does have to say about MMT and his own mainstream economics makes it clear what the debate really comes down to:
Monetary policy, except at the lower bound (to which Labour affixes a rule), versus fiscal policy in accordance with functional finance.

What this boils down to is "market forces" dictating to government (neoliberal) or political discretion in fiscal policy using government appropriations in a representative democracy to achieve public purpose (social democracy).

Lars P. Syll’s Blog
Wren-Lewis vs MMT
Lars P. Syll | Professor, Malmo University

See also

Progressive Pulse
Sticking to Neoliberaslism
Peter May

MMT And "Printing Money" — Brian Romanchuk

Yet again, the question of "printing money" and Modern Monetary Theory (MMT) has come up on Twitter. In my view, these debates are confusing because critics of MMT tend to mash multiple concepts into a pile of textual sludge. Unfortunately, MMTers are forced to respond to those attacks, and the end result is that everyone is confused.
One of the advantages of mathematical training is that you are forced to take definitions seriously, and step cautiously from premise to premise. This enforces clarity in logic.
The whole "MMT is pr1Nting M0N3y$!!!" online debate is a classic example of the logical mish-mash we run into. By my count, there are at least three concepts being pushed together.
  1. The MMT description of monetary operations in the real world, which involve the government "writing cheques" (or using electronic transfers) to pay for expenditures. I.e., "everything is paid for by printing money."
  2. MMT proposals about abolishing the government bond market.
  3. MMT criticisms of how "mainstream" economists employ the "governmental financial constraint" logic.*
I will focus only on the second argument here, for very good reasons. ...
Bond Economics
MMT And "Printing Money"
Brian Romanchuk

More Myth


Here we go again with the employment of mythology; from Bill's part 2 Tom posted down-thread:

If the reader finds all this perplexing, it is because for the past forty or so years policymakers and mainstream economists and commentators have peddled a series of false myths about how modern monetary systems work....
To be clear, politicians and central bankers know full well how the system works.

Uh.. no...lol... they don't know full well how the system works; that is why they are making the reification errors all the time in the first place.... hellloooo...

What is the deal with all of this mythology from all these dialectic people all the time???? hard to understand...

Employment of mythology is not going to work; if what you are doing is trying to teach/correct the other people which maybe is not the goal I guess... well that is my goal anyway..

Try doing it without resorting to employment of even more figurative language; or you're as bad as they are and are never going to get anywhere..