Since the invention of assholes in 50,000 B.C.E., bleached-teethed television pundits and other social parasites have beckoned the young to die or lose limbs in pointless, illegal wars.…
We've already established, in our lede, that assholes have been roaming the world for thousands of years. But it was Mark Twain who warned us about the New York Timesmany, many years ago:Riley Waggaman specializes in dark humor. Today, the NYT gets the richly deserved brunt of it.
This Is Not a Drill: NYT Editorial Board Lays Groundwork For War With Russia. Can't Wait!