51 ASEM Fools Begging 23 Euro-Stooges to Accept Real Imports Today in Return for Fiat Next Year

What kind of comedians keep getting the punchline backwards? And with terrible timing and delivery to boot!

Let's try to get this straight. Asians (and even some Europeans) are pleading that euro-stooges will pay themselves enough fiat to be able to give it to the fools ... so the fools can send real stuff to the euro-stooges ... . (Come again? Is this a new, dumb-politician comedy show?)

You really couldn't make this stuff up. What's the equivalent of "Who's on first?" in Laotian?  Are the 1% writing a musical, with a number called "Fiscal-Policy-Fragile-Nitwitsky-Pall-Atrocious?"  They don't seem to be busy at anything more taxing.  Just consider the following headlines.

Asian Leaders Press Europe to Rein In Crisis
Asian leaders pressed their European counterparts Monday for aggressive action to tackle the euro-zone crisis, which threatens Asia's nascent economic upswing.
(I admit it. I'm speechless.)

Asia-Europe leaders huddle for addressing challenges
Heads of state and government from the 51-member ASEM (Asia-Europe Meeting) hold informal discussions.
(I imagine the discussions are proceeding somewhat like the following:  "We demand that you exhibit demand.  No, YOU!  Nope. You first. No. Nyet, zip, nada." .... Surely someone is laughing up their sleeve?  But whom?  It's long past funny.  Only sociopaths - or those borne & educated in a barn - could keep laughing this long.)

(Meanwhile, Australia weighs in too, fearing it might miss the fools parade.)
PM calls on Asia to stoke world demand
Australian JULIA Gillard has called on Asian leaders to do more to boost domestic demand as fears over the global economy dominated the opening session of a regional summit in Laos aimed at securing more support for Europe's efforts to fix its currency crisis.

[What the hell?? She's worried there's no demand for Australians to consume whatever they can produce? Has the world gone mad? If Julia REALLY wants to boost Asian demand, someone suggest that she simply give away her personal silverware while she's in Laos. If she came back with only the clothes on her back, maybe then it would finally sink in? At this rate, don't hold your breath waiting for the lightbulb to go off. She's saving them for use in Asia.]

They're everywhere! Even in our own Congress.

It's beginning to look like the only sane place to be is unemployed. That's the only thing keeping public liquidity above starvation levels.

What does one do when ironic & moronic combine into one, short-lived fiat phenomenon? We've already called the Keystone Cops, but they crashed before even making it to the right crime scene.

Any standup TrageComedians out there? What do you tell your own kids?